A woman has twins and
gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
"Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him
"Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth
mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If
you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Saturday, June 2, 2012
GPS update
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Date
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Place
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Latitude
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Longitude
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5/28/12
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Arches NP
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38.775433
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-109.583984
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5/31/12
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Grand Teton NP
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43.913624
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-110.642487
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From Teton National Park
Greetings. We are at Grand Teton National Park, outside
Jackson, Wyoming. (Jackson – we are finding you everywhere!) The drive from
Moab, Utah to Wyoming was spectacular and took us from a desert to alpine
climate. The air is so thick here I feel than I can make a small ball of it and
eat it like a pine-flavored gum drop.
The campground we are in is almost deserted and it is grand
to be here before the summer season.
We’ve been here for three nights so we’ve had time for not just touring
and hiking but also reading and Gus bike riding.
License plates: Gus saw Hawaii and Washington DC tonight (we
have proof); only missing Alaska and a few provinces.
We are off to Yellowstone tomorrow.
Friday, June 1, 2012
Pun from Grand Tetons
These friars were
behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to
raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival
florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good
fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars
to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the
roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh
beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't
close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can
prevent florist friars.
Monday, May 28, 2012
pun for today
I went to buy some
camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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